Friday, 18 April 2014

Bad Movie Appreciation Society: Street Fighter



Video games to movies do not have a great history it’s fair to say.
In the past, this may have been down to the simplistic nature of video games. In the 90’s, most games were still based around the idea of getting from one side of the screen to the other with the background being the only real difference.
In more modern times, where story has become more important and is often played out over 7-10 hours it could be said games are now too complex to be broken down into 90 minute popcorn movies.
Either way, video games have been responsible for some real stinkers of movies. Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, Super Mario Bros (we’ll get to that one another time) but perhaps the worst offender is 1994’s, Street Fighter: The Movie.

This was based off the arcade game Street Fighter 2, one of the most insanely successful video games of all time. If you had any kind of system capable of playing video games, you had Street Fighter 2. There was even a version available on the ZX Spectrum.
If you were living under a rock in 1992, SF2 was a one-on-one fighting game reliant on its amazing speed, special moves and combo’s. This was no button masher though, strategy was crucial to success.
There were eight different characters to choose from (or 12 or 16 depending which version you were playing) all with their own unique skillsets and attributes (well, apart from Ryu and Ken who were identical). Everyone had their own favourite character to play as and hours were spent mastering their move sets (mine was Guile, “Sonic Boom”).

Anything that becomes vaguely successful will inevitably catch Hollywood’s interest and so it was the case here. To cash in on this fighting game craze, in the summer of 1994 Street Fighter: The Movie was unleashed on the world.



I don’t really know where to start with this one. Oh wait, yes I do. Jean-Claude Van Damme. The seal of shit on any movie he appears in. It’s not entirely his fault but no movie has ever benefitted from having him in it (and yes, I do include Universal Soldier in that). In this one, he’s very much his standard self. He plays the lead role in the film Lieutenant Guile, and he has his usual array of martial arts kicks and mumbled lines. He’s never been able to gurn like Arnie does but he gives it a good go.

A lot of the characters have their biographies re-written for this movie. Ryu and Ken, trained warriors from birth are now a pair of travelling con-men. Dhalsim, in the game a yoga mystic is now a geneticist responsible for the creation of Blanka, who himself was a beast from the jungles of Brazil in the game. Balrog and E. Honda, former world boxing and sumo champions respectively, are Chun Li’s sidekicks in this movie (shameless plug: Chun Li is played by Ming-Na Wen who can currently be seen tearing it up as Mae in Marvel: Agents of Shield).



The best thing in this film though is Raul Julia as M.Bison. Sadly, this was to be his last role as he died from a stroke soon after filming was complete. With all the shit going on around him, Julia is brilliant as the psychotically, unhinged wannabe dictator. While everyone else around him is going over-the-top with their roles, Julia is very much understated in his providing an excellent counter-point. And he gets some great lines, for example consider this exchange:

Chun Li: It was twenty years ago. You hadn't promoted yourself to general yet. You were just a petty drug lord. Huh! You and your gang of murderers gathered your small ounce of courage to raid across the border for food... weapons...
Chun Li: ... hmph. Slave labor. My father was the village magistrate. A simple man with a simple code: justice. He gathered the few people that he could to stand against you.
(laughs)
Chun Li: You and your bullies were driven back by farmers with pitchforks! My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away! A hero... at a thousand paces.
Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
Chun Li: You don't remember?
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

That’s a brilliant movie villain line, it’s just a shame it had to come in this one but Julia is pitch perfect in the way he delivers it.

Sadly, that’s about the only bright-spot in this otherwise shit-fest of a movie. The story is nothing special, M.Bison has a grand plan to take over the world and Guile goes in to stop him, all climaxing in a big fight between hero and villain at the end. There are side-stories as well but nothing too interesting: Ken and Ryu try to pull a scam on crime boss Sagat, Chun-Li seeks revenge for death of her father.
Of course, being a game based on one-on-one fighting there are going to be a lot of fights in this movie. There are some good choreographed ones such as the rivalry that emerges between Ryu and the psychotic Vega. There is a fight between E.Honda and Zangief that is played for laughs when the two behemoths are fighting in a model of a city complete with Godzilla sound effects.

Speaking of Zangief, it has to be said he does provide some good comic relief throughout the movie, such as when he and the rest of the villains are watching a monitor showing a truck filled with explosives rolling towards them and he shouts out, ‘Quick! Change the channel!’



Perhaps it was an uphill task from the start. Even in the world of video game movies, making a good film out of a game that is essentially just random people fighting each other is no easy task. In addition to that, you have to find ways to bring in all the characters to keep the fans happy.
Not easy, but it doesn’t have to be as terrible as this. The Street Fighter 2 anime movie for example, is actually really good and had many of the same constraints as the live-action version.


Perhaps the strangest facet of the Street Fighter movie saga is that a game was actually spawned from this. So, it went from video game to movie back to video game. It wasn’t very good.

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